This parody of Taylor Swift’s, “You need to calm down” is dedicated to all those Browns fans who toggle week to week between planning their playoff parties when they win, and gutting the entire team and front office when they lose. Enjoy!
I’m a football fan. Specifically, I love my Cleveland Browns! Like many, I was super pumped with the promise of exciting football prior to the 2019-20 season starting. Baker coming into his own, Laundry emerging as a team leader, Myles crushing quarterbacks. Oh – and then landing one of the best Wide Receivers in the game??!! It’s was easy to get caught up in the excitement.
In the span of 3 weeks I’ve heard fans go from “this season is done!” after the Week 3 loss to the Rams – to “This team is easily in the top 3 teams in the NFL right now” after the whooping they put on Baltimore on the Road – to “Kitchen’s is in over his head” and “Baker’s too small and can’t read defenses” as the Browns were blown out on national TV against the 49ers.
Look – I get it. You’re sick of losing! Me too… but it’s not going to happen overnight. Realistically, if the Browns win 6-7 games, it’s an improvement. I’m disappointed when they don’t win. But doubting the team week-by-week is ridiculous. Browns fan: You need to calm down and enjoy the ride! Have faith and patience… We’ll get there!